General Flee: Virginia ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ Store to Close After Cultural Fender Bender

A dispute that seems to mirror the national mood is claiming another victim. The ‘Dukes of Hazzard Store’ will be closing up shop. What started as a dispute over parking and zoning has turned into a feud that is fanning the flames of “us” versus “them”. The “us” being hardworking Southern folk and the “them”; elitists concerned about appearances. As a result a trademark store will be closing up shop and many see it as the end of an era.